If men got pregnant…
– maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.
– there would be a cure for stretch marks.
– natural childbirth would become obsolete.
– morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.
– all methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
– all children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
– men would be eager to talk about commitment.
– briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
– they wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
– paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
– they’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
– restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
– women would rule the world.
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