We know about ambulance-chasing lawyers, but there’s also big money in splitsville.
There was shifty-eyed guy at the post office methodically licking “Love” stamps and placing them on a pile of bright pink envelopes with hearts all over. After all were stamped, the man took out a perfume bottle and sprayed each envelope.
A curious bystander asked: “What are you doing?”
“I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'” said the fellow at the counter.
“But why?”
“I’m a divorce lawyer.”
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