Wednesday morning, Little Johnny comes into class late.
The teacher called him to her desk and said, “Johnny, This is the third time you’ve been tardy this week.”
Thinking of a punishment she says, “I want you to make a sentence out of these three words: defense, deduct, and detail.”
So at recess Johnny comes back into the room and tells her that he’s done.
He recites it to her: “De head of de duck goes over de fence before de tail.
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