A drunk guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How tall are penguins?” The bartender said, “About 1 1/2 to 2 feet tall.” Then the guy walks out.
A few minutes later the guy comes back in and asks, “How tall are penguins?” The bartender said, “I already said that they are about 1 1/2 to 2 feet tall.” Then the guy walks out.
A few minutes later he comes back in and says, “How big did you say penguins are?” The bartender says, “This is the last time I am telling you. They are about 1 1/2 to 2 feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh shit! I guess I hit a nun!”
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