Luigi and his cousin Mario were standing on the hills of Italy overlooking the sea.
Luigi says to Mario, “Do you see the docks on the edge of the sea? I Luigi built all of those wonderful docks.
Do they call me Luigi the dock builder? No.
Do you see all of the beautiful ships on the water? I Luigi built those ships.
Do they call me Luigi the ship builder? No!
Do you see all of the beautiful mansions on the hill? I Luigi built all of those beautiful mansions!
Do they call me Luigi the mansion builder? NO!
But, you fucka one goat…”
(16 views)