A guy walks into a bar, approaches the bartender and says: “I’ve been working on a top secret project on molecular genetics for the past five years, and I’ve just got to talk to someone about it.”
The bartender says: “Wait a minute. Before we talk about that, just answer me a few questions. When a deer defecates, why does it come out like little pellets?”
The guy didn’t know. The bartender then asks, “Why is it that when a dog poops, it lands on the ground and looks like a coiled rope?”
He again says, “I don’t have any idea.”
The bartender tells him, “You don’t know shit! And you want to talk about molecular genetics?”
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