You might be a Redneck if you think the Nutcracker is something you do off the highdive.
You might be a Redneck if someone hollers “Hoedown” and your girlfriend falls to the floor.
You might be a Redneck if you own a home that is mobile and 14 cars that aren’t.
If you have been married 3 times and you still have the same in-laws, you might be a Redneck.
If your grandma can properly execute the Sleeper hold. You might be a redneck.
If the most common phrase in your house is “Somebody go jiggle the handle!”…you might be a Redneck.
If your dog passes gas and you claim it…you might be a redneck.
If you refer to your wife and mother in law as Dual Air Bags. …you might be a Redneck.
If your wife has ever said “Move this transmission so I can take a bath”…you might be a Redneck.
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