A man wanted to buy a parrot, so he goes to the pet shop and inquires about their stock. The attendant shows him a parrot, which is quite exceptional in that it speaks any language you want it to.
Intrigued by this, the man decides to test the bird by asking it a few questions:
Man: “Do you speak English?”
Parrot: “Yes.”
M: Hablas Espanol?”
P: “Si!”
M” “parlez vouz Francaise?”
P: “Oui!”
M: “Sprechen sie Deutsch?”
P: “Jawohl!”
M: “Falas Portugues?”
P: “Sim.”
After all his options were exhausted, the man thought for a while, then asked the parrot, “Do you speak Yiddish?”
The parrot shrugs its shoulders and says: “Nu? Vis a nose like dis, vot you tink?”
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