Q: How many tuba players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to drink ’till the room spins.
Q: How many altos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None they can’t get that high.
Q: How many sopranos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One to hold the bulb while the world revolves around her.
A: Four. One to screw in the light bulb and three to pull the chair out from underneath her.
Q: How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four. One to screw it in and three to say how much beter he could have done it.
Q: How do trumpet players greet each other?
A: Hi I’m better than you.
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