Smith goes to the doctor.
He has a string hanging out of his ass.
The doctor says that this is most unusual. “I don’t know what to make of it. I have no diagnosis. Perhaps we should just pull the string and see what happens.”
The learned doctor proceeded to pull the string. He pulled and pulled, and out came a dozen long-stemmed American Beauty roses.
“My God,” proclaimed the doctor, “I’ve never seen that before. Where do you suppose they came from?”
Smith replied, “I don’t know. Is there a card?”
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