New Teacher

A certain elementary school got a new teacher. This new teacher was an atheist and proud of it. In fact, he was always talking about it, and since the kids were fairly young, he intimidated them.

One day he boldly announced, “My mother was an atheist, my father was an atheist and I’m an atheist. How many in this room are atheists?”

The kids, being a little scared of him, all raised their hands; all except one little girl. So then he asked her, “Well, what are you then?”

She said, “I’m a Christian. My mother is a Christian, my father is a Christian and I’m a Christian, too.”

He then sarcastically snarled, “If your mother was a moron and your father was a moron, what would that make you?”

She thought for a moment and meekly replied, “I guess that would make me an atheist.”

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