One day a car broke down infront of a farm. The driver got out and asked the farmer if he could use his phone to call a tow truck. The driver noticed the farmer had a pig with only three legs. He asked, “Why does your pig have only three legs. The farmer replied, That is the best pig I ever had. He once pulled me out of my barn when it caught on fire. I would have died for sure!” “Ok, but why does he have only have three legs?” “A pig that good you can’t eat all at once!”
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