Psychic

Yasser Arafat, not feeling well and concerned about
his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer:

“You will die on a Jewish holiday.”

“Which one?'” Arafat asks nervously.

“It doesn’t matter,” replied the psychic. “Any day you die, will be a Jewish holiday.”

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