MMMM, Polish Sausage
A young man goes into a store and asks the clerk for a nice Polish sausage. The clerk looks at him and asks, “Are you Polish?”. The young man says “Yes I am, but if I’d asked for an Italian sausage, would you have asked if I was Italian, or if I’d asked for a German sausage, would you have asked if I was German, or if I’d asked for tacos, would you have asked if I was Mexican?” The…