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Medical

Leave a Sample

An old codger goes to visit his doctor about painful peeing. His wife goes with him because the poor old bloke is hard of hearing. After an examination the Doctor says to the old man, “Right, I’ll need you to leave a urine, semen and feces samples for analysis.” The old man didn’t quite hear the Doctor and asks his wife, “What did the Doctor say?” The wife replies, “He wants you to leave your underpants here, dear.”

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Lawyer

Texas 3 Kick Rule

A big-city, California, lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, “I shot a duck and it fell into this field and now I’m going to retrieve it.” The old farmer replied, “This is my property,…

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Funny Stories

Cruelest Disease

One old man was sitting on a park bench talking to a new acquaintance. “I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruelest disease.” “Crueler than cancer?” his friend asked. “You bet,” the first codger replied. “It makes every single one of your joints stiff–except the right one!”

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