A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:
Hamburger: $1
Cheeseburger: $2
Handjob: $10
He beckons to an attractive blonde behind the counter.
“Can I help you?” she asks with a knowing smile.
“I was wondering,” whispers the man. ” Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?”
“Yes,” she purrs suductively. “I am.”
“Well, wash your hands,” he says. I want a fucking cheeseburger.”
(0)
Loading...(10 views)