A guy calls home from work and a strange woman answers the phone. The guy says,”Who is this?”
“This is the maid,” answers the woman.
“We don’t have a maid!”
“I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house.”
“Oh. Well, this is her husband. Is she there?”
“Ummm…she’s upstairs in the bedroom with someone whom I just naturally figured was her husband.”
He’d always suspected, but now he knows.
He says to the maid, “Listen, would you like to make $50,000?”
“What do I have to do?”
“I want you to get my gun from the desk in the den and shoot the witch and the jerk she’s with.”
“$50,000? Really??”
“Yes”
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone. “What should I do with the bodies?”
“Throw them in the pool”
“What pool?”
(….PAUSE)
“Uhhh…isn’t this 555-4821?”
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