A man was digging in his garden, when he came across a rare lamp. He was rubbing it, when a genie pops out and tells him, “You will be granted three wishes for letting me out of my lamp. But I warn you, whatever you wish for, your enemy will get double.”
So it just happens that his worst enemy is his next-door neighbor. So the man thinks and says, “I wish I had a ten-story mansion!” So he gets his mansion immediately, but a minute later, he finds out that his neighbor got a twenty-story mansion!
So the man starts thinking again and he says, “I wish I had a million bucks!” Immediately, a million dollars fall from above. But when he looked at his next-door neighbor’s lawn, he saw two million dollars piled on his front yard.
So this man starts thinking real hard and finally, he yells, “I wish I could lose a testicle!”
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