Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again.
Joe: Yes, for the fourth time.
Jim: What happened to your first three wives?
Joe: They all died, Jim.
Jim: How did that happen?
Joe: My first wife ate poisonous mushrooms.
Jim: How terrible! And your second?
Joe: She ate poisonous mushrooms, too.
Jim: And your third ate poisonous mushrooms, too?
Joe: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck.
Jim: I see. An accident?
Joe: Not exactly. She wouldn’t eat her mushrooms!
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