War Veterans

Two crusty old war veterans, sitting in front of the fireplace at the retirement home: “Dave, it seems so long since I last made love to a woman. How long has it been for you?”

“Nineteen forty-five,” says Dave solemnly.

“Hell, that’s a long time!” exclaims, Jim.

“Not really,” says Dave, puzzled. “It’s only twenty-thirty now.”

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