Since going beyond the speed limit is the national sport in many countries, there is universal disdain for those uniformed creatures who stop you while you are driving. Here are a few things best left unsaid.
– Hey, you must’ve been doing’ about 125 to keep up with me! Good job!
– Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
– I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
– Excuse me. Is “stick up” hyphenated?
– Hi Officer, do you mind holding my beer while I find my driver’s license?
– You know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
– “Bad Cop! No Doughnut!”
– You’re NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?
– “Lets do it different this time… I will give you the breathalyzer test, now stick this in your mouth and blow”
– Didn’t I see you get your butt kicked on COPS last week?
– Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend’s bed.
– I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket .
– So, uh, you “on the take”, or what?
– Gee, officer! That’s terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!
– Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
– So, are you still crabby because your mamma didn’t let you play with your gun when you were little?
– Is that a 9 mm? That’s nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
– When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile pretty for the Camcorder.
– Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
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