An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him. “Sir, what is the secret for your long life?”
The man considered this for a moment, then replied, “Every day at 9 p.m. I have a glass of port. Good for the heart, I’ve heard.”
The reporter replied, “That’s ALL?”
The man smiled, “That, and canceling my voyage on the Titanic.”
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