Chicken Anyone?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side.
Plato: For the greater good.
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
Buddha: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
Karl Marx: It was an historically inevitability.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Bill Clinton : It all depends upon what your definition of “Cross the Road” is.
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