Yo mama so black she polish her shoes with her bare hands.
Yo mama so black when she put lotion on she look like patent leather.
Yo mama so black she spits oil.
Yo mama so black she poops charcoal.
Yo mama so black she looks like a klondike bar.
Yo mama so black she was mixed when she was born, her dad black, her mama black as hell.
Yo mama so black her nose looks like two tires
yo mama so black her fingers look like burnt hot dogs.
Yo mama so black her she cries Nestle Quik.
Yo mama so black her tongue look’s like a black cookie sheet.
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yo momma is so black she bleeds coffee.
these jokes sweet and wack at the same time
yo son those were the best ya mama jokes i herd n a long tym yo yall jokaz got me crakkn up in tha library
Yo mama so black when she step outta her car the oil light come on.
Mann . . . These Jokesz Funnie =]
yo mamma so dumb she tripet over a cordless tellaphone
Yo momma so black if she put on a red hat she look like a bottle of syrup
Ya black mama is so dump She sold her car for a fuel
ya Black mama is darker then a sharkle she graffiti with a her fingers
Ya black mama is so dump she was shown a 1 arm of 4 fingers and a thumb. and her question was. How many fingers a my holding. She says five. Where did she left the thumb?
yo mama so black wen she went 2 night school they marked her absent