1) You might be a redneck if your family reunion is held at a rest area.
2) If your wife says “Billy-Bob, take the carburetor out of the car so I can take a bath,”
you might be a redneck.
3) If you think the last three words of the national anthem is “start your engines.”
3) You might be a redneck if your family is half your town’s population!
4) You might be a redneck if you want to grow up to host your own fishing show.
5) You might be a redneck if you surf the internet in your speedo.
6) You know you’re a redneck when your family tree has only one branch in it, and it
loops.
7) You might just be a red neck if you house has wheels and your car doesn’t.
8) You might be a redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than your shoe size
9) If you think that buddhism is a type of beer worship you might be a redneck.
10) You might be a redneck if you went to your mother’s prom!
11) You might be a redneck if you hear a triangle play at the opera house and you ask, “where’s dinner?”
12) You know your a redneck when people say you lie through your tooth.
13) You might be a redneck if you still have to put wood in the stove.
14) You might be a redneck if your T.V. antenna is a bread tie.
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