You might be a redneck if ….
1. You have a complete set of salad bowls that say “cool whip” on the side .
2. If the biggest city you have ever been to is wal-mart .
3. If you thought the unibomber was a wrestler .
4. If you use you ironing table as a buffet table .
5. If your neighbor thinks you’re a cop because you come home in a cop car every day .
6. If you have ever used a toilet brush cleaner for a back scratcher .
7.If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph .
8. If some one tells you , you have something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is.
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