You might be a reneck if…
-You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
-You’ve ever spraypainted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
-You’ve ever Christmas shopped at a truck stop.
-You think heaven looks alot like Daytona, Florida.
-You truly think God looks like Hank Williams Jr.
-You go to a stockcar race and don’t nead a program.
-Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show em your belt buckle.
-Directions to your house include “turn off the paved road.”
-You’ve ever used a weed eater indoors.
-You’ve ever been kicked out of the KKK for being a “bigot.”
-You’ve ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
-Hail hits your house and you take it to the body shop for an estamate.
-You have a trash bad for a passenger side window.
-Thanksgiving supper was ruined cause you ran out of ketchup.
-You think of duct tape as a long term investment.
-You’ve ever hit a juke box with a cue stick.
-Hitchhikers won’t get in the car with you.
-You can spit without opening your mouth.
-You only need one more hole punched in your card before you get a “freebie” at the House of Tatoos.
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