You need a new lawyer if….

You met him in prison.

During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.

He tells you that his last good case was a “Budweiser”.

When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.

He picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.”

He tells you that he’s never told a lie.

During the trial, you catch him playing his Gameboy.

He asks a hostile witness to “pull my finger.”

A prison guard is shaving your head.

Most of his clients are patrons of his other business.

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