So you think your life is bad.
Just think how bad the life of the egg is…
You only get laid once!
You only get eaten once!
It takes 4 minutes to get hard
2 minutes to get soft
You have to share a box with 11 other guys
And the only chick who ever sat on your face
was your mother.
(Now don’t you feel better)
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